2 line jokes 1-5
Question : What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women?
Answer : AGE
Question : Why are fish so easy to weigh?
Answer : Because they have their own scales
Question: How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline?
Answer: You need to have the correct change to board the plane.
Question: Why do "no frills" airlines never show movies on their flights?
Answer: They don’t need to. You keep seeing your life flashing before your very eyes.
Question: On a turkey, which side would you find most feathers?
Answer: The outside
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