2 line jokes 15-20
Question: If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one?
Answer : The one stood by the range.
Question: Where would you find a dog with one leg?
Answer: Exactly where you had left it.
Question: Why did the room packed with married people seem empty?
Answer: Because there wasn't a single person there.
Question: What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet?
Answer: A magnet has a positive side.
Question : What is the longest sentence that a man knows?
Answer: I do.
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