2 Line Jokes 5-10
Question: Why is that all cats dislike flying saucers?
Answer: Because it is impossible for them to reach the milk.
Question: If a cat has nine lives, what has more?
Answer: A frog – it croaks every day.
Question: Which ballet do pigs like best?
Answer: Swine Lake.
Question: What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?
Answer : Everybody can chop pork but everyone can't pea soup.
Question: Why is it that we don't eat clowns?
Answer: They taste funny
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