|Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: Its very kind of you, darling, but I dont have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we arent married yet.
Hsbnd:If its 4 me then say that Im not at home.
Wife answered: He is at home.
Shockd Hsbd: What d Hell?
Wfe: It was 4 me!!
|What is the most Common sight in Bed After Few Years of Marriage . . .??
HIPS Meet Each Other More Often Than LIPS...............!
|The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.
|Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
|A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
|TO ALL BACHELORS
Dont Marry AIRTEL girl,
she will do magic on u.
Dont Marry BSNL girl,
she has connections with all indians.
Dont Marry IDEA girl,
she touches u tomorrow, not today.
Dont Marry RELIANCE girl,
she takes u in her mutthi mein.
Marry only HUTCH girl,
she follows u where ever u go.
|A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".
|What is d difference between luv marriage and an arranged marriage?
D 1st one is a perfect suicide..
N the next one is an arranged murder!
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|Life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi azadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable