| Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: Its very kind of you, darling, but I dont have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we arent married yet. |
| Telephone rings.
Hsbnd:If its 4 me then say that Im not at home.
Wife answered: He is at home.
Shockd Hsbd: What d Hell?
Wfe: It was 4 me!! |
| What is the most Common sight in Bed After Few Years of Marriage . . .??
HIPS Meet Each Other More Often Than LIPS...............! |
| The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once. |
| Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage! |
| A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.! |
| TO ALL BACHELORS
Dont Marry AIRTEL girl,
she will do magic on u.
Dont Marry BSNL girl,
she has connections with all indians.
Dont Marry IDEA girl,
she touches u tomorrow, not today.
Dont Marry RELIANCE girl,
she takes u in her mutthi mein.
Marry only HUTCH girl,
she follows u where ever u go. |
| A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire". |
| What is d difference between luv marriage and an arranged marriage?
D 1st one is a perfect suicide..
N the next one is an arranged murder! |
| Life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi azadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable |
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