|Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "Iím the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible."
|Doubt that the stars are fire,
doubt that the sun doth move,
doubt truth to be a liar,
but never doubt I love.
|After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "you Know, i was a fool when i married you". The husband replied, yes, dear, but i was in love And didnít notice
|whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
|Sardar asked The Qualification from a Girl.
Sardas Asked:Kyun Pehla Galat Ho Gya Tha?
|Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold...
These are the wishes for you and
your family on the eve of
Eid. Happy Eid
|New day new blessing..
New day new blessing.
Donít let yesterdays failures
ruin the beauty of today,
because each day has its own
promise of love, joy, forgiveness...
|Son: Papa whatís the difference between motherís tears and wifeís tears?
Father: Motherís tears hit your heart &
wifeís tears hit your pocket.,
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look! every thing is missing when i am missing you.
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|Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.